ESL: ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE COME FOR THE EDUCATION. STAY
FOR THE MOTIVATIONAL CONVERSATION.
Proper use of language is an
art best learned from an Artist! The typical ESL class,
however, equips one with little more than an 8-pack of crayolas,
a pair of blunt scissors, and, in the end, an unrealistic
sense of achievement. Once new friends and business associates
have been regaled with anecdotes regarding small rooms,
large donkeys, and red pens -- what then?
The study of [American] English As a Second Language should
provide the student with not only a knowledge of basic grammar
and vocabulary [including argot (or "slang")],
but a deeper understanding of societal mores, in general.
Few things in life are as consistently rewarding, beneficial,
and productive -- both personally and professionally --
as honing English language [and critical thinking] skills
under the tutelage of Mental Hygienist, Dr. V.
PRIVATE TUTORING NATIONAL & INTERNATIONAL INSTRUCTION AVAILABLE!
DONATION: US$100 per 55-minute ESL Session
INVOICES PROVIDED for EXPENSING
ESL sessions are conducted through skype [http://skype.com] and IM, simultaneously. Homework assignments are submitted, corrected, and returned through email.
WARNING! Although no subject is taboo during the course of an ESL session, and flirtatious conversation is perfectly acceptable [as well as studied], should you attempt to turn an ESL class into a phonesex romp, you will be immediately disconnected and no monies will be refunded for any time which might have otherwise remained.